jokes

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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
3.
Big B Says: Mere Pass Divali ke liye Tikali hai, fulzadi hai, anar hai, Lawangia fataka hai, Roket hai, chakri hain, sutali bomb hai.

Tumhare pass kya hai? aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Shashi says:
Mere paas

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Mr Bean went to sleep....... ...
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What did he become ??
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Soya Bean :-) !!!!
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What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
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Dam!
5.
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
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Polaroid's